"It's Complicated"

I received notification on my Facebook page last night. I had to confirm my relationship with my husband.  He changed his relationship status and I was being asked to "confirm it.".

I am now, officially in a "complicated" relationship with my husband.  Complicated?  That's a fucking understatement.  

It found it quite funny really.  After all this time, all these years- Facebook thinks it can tell ME that my relationship is complicated.  Hey Facebook, I propose the following relationship statuses  (statusi?):

• playing nice
  
• doing it for the kids
• convenient
• self distructive
• waiting patiently
• co-dependent
• gone on too long

Sometimes "complicated" is not enough.