it starts early

My 5 year old child is pretty obsessed with his penis. This is no different than any other man I've ever met, but he's not out of the age yet where he doesn't just grab it in public. I try not to make a big deal out of, I don't freak out or smack his hand away. It's not like he's sitting with his pants down or anything, he's just, you know, grabbing himself over his pants like he's Eminem.

Me: Daniel are you having a problem with your pee pee?

Daniel: No mom. It's just really big right now.

Really, I can't make this shit up.