It's 8AM, do you know where my coffee is??

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I found this on a different blog and it make me laugh. I wonder though, if this is what Alex thinks about sex. I don't know how much porn he watches, hopefully none- but then again- it won't be long, I'm sure. At least if he's looking for links, I can send him to some good ones.

I hope everyone is having a nice relaxing day. I have to go and press my gown today. What did I do this weekend? A lot of thinking, reflecting and planning. Last night there was sex.

At least I had sex....

Sex with partner would have been optimal- but lets just say it didn't happen that way. I am a pretty understanding girl. I understand that he's got issues with his health- I get it when he's too tired or overmedicated, which is a lot. I don't ask for sex much anymore, almost never- and when he seems too tired and he offers it- I hate to say, "um- I'll pass!" cause that's just rude and sometimes it works out. I don't know how this happens, and it's hilarious and sad and I've done this sort of thing- but I was insanely drunk.... so here goes- your best laugh of the day.

If that man falls asleep with his face in my pussy again, I will seriously snap his neck killing him dead. Really really dead. Quick and ninja stealthlike, I'm sure there's a way to do it. I will research the ways. I'm a big girl, I have strong thighs. I can do it.

If you see me on the news, being arrested because I have broken his neck and he's dead- well, don't fret. No jury will convict me. Assuming ya'll don't try to get our of jury duty.

Oh yea.... so after I woke him and kicked him out of bed. I finished with this...

VERY LOUDLY

While I know he could hear me on the patio while he was smoking.
Serves him right!!