Question of the day

From Question of the Day

You've been given 3 parachutes, but there are 4 people who need them. Who will you not give one to: Your boss, your spouse (or signifcant other), the last person who called you on the telephone, or the last person who rang your doorbell? (Of course, all 4 of them are up really super duper high in the air, and the parachute is truly the only way to save them. You are safe on the ground, so there is no need to give yourself a parachute.)

Ok, I'm not even going to get into the whole how can I be on the ground and they are up in the air so how am I going to give them parachutes...thing. cause that defeats the purpose. I would give one to:
my boss- cause she's got a family
my husband- cause that's kind of a no brainer
the last person who called me- cause he's my best friend and I'd totally want to know why he was falling from the sky with my boss and my e-husband. And really, were he and my boss just trying to push him out of the plane and it went awry?

I would NOT give it to the last person who rang my doorbell, because while he was really cute, he was a guy who sold me the Los Angeles Times. 12 weeks for $15. Friday Saturday and Sunday. Three weeks ago- and I have YET to see a fucking newspaper. Thus proving that men are liars.