So I'm going to go ahead and sign up with Temptation Parties, a la Adam & Eve who I do reviews with already. I'll talk about my sex toy consultant adventures here- so you all can follow along.
Step 1, sign the papers and fax them in
Step 2, buy more stuff
Step 3, book a few parties
Step 4, work out my schpiel
Step 5, sell vibes and dildos and make some money
I have no problem standing in front of people and doing this. I've sold things that I care less about. This will be fun and really, when girls get drunk, we talk about sex- often. So why not?
Mike is less than thrilled about it, "What will we tell our parents??"
Ummmmm, that I am paying the electric AND cable bill by selling dildo's. I mean- who cares? If any of them ever thought that I wasn't some sort of sexual deviant, well they are way behind the pack. That's what Mike likes best about me.
Cause it sure the fuck isn't the way I cook!!
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