My Econ teacher is lecturing on marginal costs and spending. Nobody is listening, except, apparently me- which is funny because I am writing a paper for another class right now and hardly listening. Maybe it's my super mom ears and I can pay attention while not paying attention.
But how do I know that nobody else is paying attention? Because he just said:
"Well at that point, you've shot your wad."
I looked up and looked around. Nothing. Nobody even smiled. Nobody heard it!!!!
How do you NOT smile when our stammering republican econ teacher uses the term, "shot your wad" ?? I leaned over to a classmate who is studying for another class and asked her, "Did he just say 'you've shot your wad." ?
She doesn't know, she wasn't listening.
But I heard it. He stops seconds short of saying "fuck" alot. He replaces it with 'darn', 'frick' 'rats fanny'.
But he just said something better. 4 words that redeem him, regardless of how much he stammers, is boring, or supports the Govenator.
"You've shot your wad."
He's officially cool.
About Me
- Julie
- Using my 40's as a do-over for my thirties, only smarter. I often mistake the bees and honey reference with the one about free milk and a cow. This might explain my whole life.
2 comments:
Heh heh heh. She said, "shot your wad."
Yeah, I'm cool like that.
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